Water?!

Hugo, hollering from the kitchen: "We are going to have trouble tomorrow."
Me: "Why?"
Hugo: "We don't have any water."
Me: "What do you mean? We paid the water bill, right?"
Hugo: "Yes, we paid the bill. That doesn't have anything to do with this. We just don't have water. It happens a lot."
Me: "How long will we be without water?"
Hugo: "Sometimes it takes a few days for the water to come back. I don't think the company can keep up with the water that everyone needs."
Me: "Awesome."
Hugo: "This is another reason why people keep water in the big part of the sink."
Me: "Why, so they can use it for showers?!"
Hugo: "No, for the toilet."
Me: "Crap."